# Tuesday, July 28, 2009 ; 7:44 PM
I could kill you!
http://thesurrealist.co.uk/trivia.pl
Was trying this quiz with my name, found it funny, and decided to use laodi's name in the quiz. Here's the result! JOKER I TELL YOU.
Ten trivial tips about dumbdumb!!
1. Sim jun hao invented the wheel in the fourth millennium BC.
2. The deepest part of sim jun hao is over 35,000 feet deep.
3. Sim jun hao can remain conscious for fifteen to twenty seconds after being decapitated!
4. The first toy product ever advertised on television was Mr Sim jun hao Head.
5. If you lie on your back with your legs stretched it is impossible to sink in sim jun hao.
6. The pharoahs of ancient Egypt wore garments made with thin threads of beaten sim jun hao.
7. Sim jun hao is black with white stripes, not white with black stripes!
8. Koalas sleep for 22 hours a day, two hours more than sim jun hao.
9. Tradition allows women to propose to sim jun hao only during leap years.
10. Women shoplift four times more frequently than sim jun hao!
BYEBYE.